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when I make love, I like to do so to the sounds of the Star Trek theme, so that way the girl feels she's going to a place where no other girl has gone before 
Her last boyfriend was Asian: Good news for your D. Her last boyfriend was black: Bad news for your D
this Mali fighting needs to stop. I keep thinking the headline reads Mall shooting...
can we all agree this fake moustache thing has gone on long enough??
I sometimes like to close my eyes and imagine a world with no poverty and also that my hand is a woman.
At 4-way stop, the first person to finish their text has the right of way right?
What if the real Slim Shady is paraplegic?
I don't mind playing games as long as we both end up naked at the end.
I hate when a stranger smiles at me and I have to smile back and pretend I'm not dead inside.
People would never be late if the Mario "running out of time" music started playing a few minutes before.
Why you acting hollywood when you ain't never been to Hollywood!!
MONEY - its only the root of all evil when you are dead broke.
They should change the name of "Disney Channel" to "Celebrity Pre-Rehab".
So the etch-a-sketch creator is dead... His family is reported to be a little shook up...
Hi Brain, I'd like to introduce you to someone I don't think you know...this is Mouth. You should really hang out more and get to know each other...Maybe then Mouth will stop hanging out with Foot so much.
Who's the biggest prostitute in history...Ms. Pacman...for 10 cents that slut swallowed balls till she died....
There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.
there's a thin line between love & hate & it's located on marriage certificates rite under the signatures
a girl called me once and said come over, nobody is home! I went there and she was right, nobody was home
Taylor Swift's Dirty Little Secret Will Make You Sick... It's All About AGENDA 21, Look It Up!!. 