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Dennis Rodman is visiting the Vatican as it elects a new pope. This doesn't sound good. 
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? LOL don't be funny, feminists can't change anything.
After mating, the female praying mantis kills and eats the male. I guess she figured it's easier to get life insurance instead of fighting for child support from him later.
His 'holiness'?? It seems Catholics have more love and respect for the Pope than they do for Jesus.
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I don't know how to live, I'm just improvising from day to day.
Nicki Minaj's stylists must be exhausted from finding new and creative ways to hide her enormous camel toe.
I'm white, but I'm not... Wait. "Friends" is on. I'll finish this joke later.
Hey guys with the super loud mufflers on their cars. I used to put a baseball card in my bicycle wheel spokes. I was 12.
I'm Mexican, but not "cut your lawn" Mexican. I will, however, steal your job and live with 28 other people.
Never judge someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. Unless their shoes are Crocs. Those as sholes can die in a fire.
White smoke is coming out of my neighbor's house. He either elected a new Pope or he's got some good weed.
Some people will "LIKE" whatever you post on your wall....and it's probably not because they like or understand it ... but it is because "YOU" posted it.
Get out of my dreams and into my car. Get out of my car and into my bed. Get out of my bed, and out of my house. I gotta be up early.
I'll start believing porn story lines as soon as a dog jumps on the bed and licks someone's ass.
since i'm not having much luck with the ladies, maybe I'll give that Pope gig a try...
You can tell a lot about a person by the results of their autopsy.
By the time I've said "Nice to meet you" I've already forgotten your name.
Which Pope was your favorite going into the combine? ESPN said the Cardinal from Canada runs the 440 in 52.47 seconds and that's with full vestments and a sex abuse scandal dogging him!
Finally nailed my girlfriend and her twin last night You know how I tell them apart? Her brother has a mustache. 