Funny Status Messages

   he actually golfing with Sauudi royal family instead of attending the transfer of 4 US soldiers who died in Lithuania? As his BS tariffs are sending stocks PLUMMETING for the second day? He literally doesn't give a damn about us. We've been duped.

   F News has removed Stock Market numbers from their ticker. I wonder why?

   I wonder if the people paying $300 for a colon cleanse even know about Taco Bell's $4.99 deal.

   "We will sign a new trade agreement with the European Union and work to further diversify our trade to other ex-U.S. Partners." Mexico President Claudia Sheinbaum. Atta girl 🇲🇽

   If tariffs are so bad, why does the rest of the world impose them on the U.S.?

   The USA is embarrassed that you're a citizen.

   I'm so embarrassed to be a US citizen now.

   You know who sukks? The Allman Brothers.

   Cory Booker, Wow, 25 hrs no food, you’re up there with Gandhi

   In ancient civilizations, marriage was often seen as a contractual agreement between families, with the bride sometimes considered property. It's kinda the same nowadays except when it ends, the groom loses his property.

   Uh, Canada made the offer, you ignorant dolt.

   BREAKING: Canada to back off on tariff threat if United States backs off on theirs. As once again, the United States backs off again. Gutless pussies.

   Today is Liberation Day! Also known as the largest tax and inflation hike for working class families in history.

   Remember when we woke up in the morning and the economy was stable, we didn’t deport the wrong people and the world respected us? Yeah, I miss those days too.

   The USA holds the cards, Canucksters.

   BREAKING: Canada to remove tariffs, if the United States agrees to do the same. Would you look at that… 🤣

   Welcome incognito GaryKoenig.

   WebMD needs to add the question “Have you eaten Taco Bell today?” when asking about stomach-related symptoms

   I went to my psychiatrist today. She told me I had a split personality and charged me $360. I gave her $180 and told her to get the rest from the other idiot.

   I'm going to switch my car insurance from Geico to Allstate, then to Statefarm, then back to Geico. If my calculations are correct, they should owe me $837