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remember when nobody cared what the bully at school did to you. you just learned how to get over it instead of blaming all your problems on the bully. 
If you put the Federal Government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand!
Humiliation in public or private is not an effective way to discipline your kids?!You should be assamed of yourself.
if I was a conductor of an orchestra, I would abuse my power by making them warm up to a stirring rendition of "ice, ice, baby."
SPOILER ALERT!!! Trent Richardson's sex tape is acually a series of tapes which average less than 2.9 minutes. Trent never busts a long one and he often struggles to find the hole.
I thought gang bangs were a group of people with the same haircut.
If a woman offers to buy you a drink, stay calm and enjoy. This is a rare magical species of female named Coolus Chickitus. A gift from the Universe.
God: You finish all 11 commandments? Moses: About the 11th one... God: What? Moses: Check yourself before you wreck yourself? God: Fine, 10.
I saw a man with a pony tail running down the street so I’m guessing there’s an angry iguana somewhere waiting to be fed its dinner.
Trust me sir across from me at the gym. If I were interested, you would have "accidentally" seen my butthole by now.
Every chair is a reclining chair if you don't understand what reclining mean.
Where is Nixon? I'm longing for some honesty!
ME TEXTING: Be there in 5 minutes... If I'm not there in 5 minutes, read this text again
Lately, I have really begun to appreciate the versatility of the word "asshat".
I hope the next Rambo movie is called 'Rambo No. 5' and its just Stallone dancing through the jungle shooting a little bit of this and that.
You should think about donating blood,,,,, All of it
You gotta walk the walk to type the type.
Hey lady in the other car, eating and talking on your cell phone. It's called a Ford Focus...not a Ford Multi-task
I'm going to have to lose 10 pounds if I want to fit into this coffin I bought.
There's no such thing as a straight guy with a bedazzled cellphone. 