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She wore a raspberry beret, but NOT the kind you find in a secondhand store,, (cuz those will give you head lice.) 
Drunk driving, sniffing cocaine, smoking crack, eating p ussy, drinking on the job, rendezvous with prostitutes...All in a days work for Toronto's mayor!!
Some play hard to get, I play hard to want
Rob Ford is slowly becoming one of the greatest Canadians of all time....
Million dollar idea: Duck Dynasty chia pets.
Rob ford is the real life Mayor Quimby.
WHATS?!?!?....You want me to work on Friday??? "
The 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work if you have a 2 second dog.
My d*ck was in the Guinness Book of World Records but then the librarian told me to take it out
Only thing Obama tried to fix today was the 2014 elections.....
I just sneezed hard while taking a poop.....I think I just lost my colon
I miss the good ole days when all the children were kept in factories.
So, the gov't is going to let us keep something we already bought? Mighty white of them...
...Its all fun and games..until you get stuck on a level of candy crush!!!
Shorter Obama: "if you go dumpster diving behind your insurance company and you find your old plan and they say you can keep it. Period!!
I got a job at Bath and Body Works just so I can tell people to smell my finger...
Whitey Bulger is living proof that the American Dream is still alive!!
I burn 95% of my calories removing gray and unwanted hairs from my head, face, ears and nose and the other 5% flipping people off while I'm driving......
Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Segal are living proof that talent is not that important to make it in Hollywood.
Crime doesn't pay folks ...Oh! wait Whitey Bulger lives like Scarface his young life & Now he gets to stay in a nursing home completely free? Prison ...nursing home..>> same thing ! 