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SCUBA: Shark Comes Up Bites Ass 
Just found a message in a bottle..... It read,, "I'm taking it all with me b*tches." - Sting
The Pope excommunicates Italian Mafia: I wonder who the next pope is gonna be...
Did you know vegan is short for joyless judgemental twat.
The difference between Mafia and the Pope is that his victims will DEFEND him! How perfect is that? RELIGION : It keeps simpletons happy!
The 4 stages of a relationship: 1. I like you 2. I love you 3. I hate you 4. Arson
I haven't crunched all the numbers, but early calculations show that a large percentage of people don't care what I think.
I party until the parents of the kid having a birthday party realize I wasn't invited and take away my balloon and stop me from eating cake.
Hey, parents. Stop raising children and start raising adults.
I had so much no sex last night.
it possible to love the one you're with but not be able to stand the sound of their breathing? Asking for a friend
My love language is paranoia.
Starbucks has raised their coffee prices. They should change their name to "Coffee! Starring your Bucks".
I am running for King in our next election, this president su - cks. . .
Hodor from G.O.T is basically a Pokemon all he can is his name and he dose not add anything to the conversation
I refuse to jump on the 'I hate Mondays'bandwagon. I hate all workdays equally
Women who like to have a gay BFF;Yes its all fun and games until he try and steal your man.
So the Pope has parted ways with the Mafia? I love how humans picks other humans to lord over them.
The Pope has excommunicated the Mafia? When will the internal struggles end within the Roman church. Can't they all just get along like the one big family that they are?
Sticks and Stones and Trademarks may break my bones 