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I don't know that Hamas and ceasefire should be used in the same sentence... 
President Obama called for the immediate cessation of hostilities in Gaza today. He went on to warn that if there isn't a peace treaty signed by both sides on his desk by the end of the week, that he has a phone and a pen. "My Will Be Done" -- B. Hussein
Next time you hear a stranger give out their number text them details of what they're wearing. It's so much fun to watch them freak out
There's no more dangerous entity on earth than a woman with a lot on her mind and nothing to do but think.
When India travel, the short ball is always expected to be a factor. Not when they bowl, though. Not until today. #engvind#cricket
How can anyone think 295 people dying is funny?
Locals are said to be in a state of shock after Police found a stash of guns behind the library in Glasgow yesterday. People of Glasgow did not know they had a library.
If I wanted your opinion I would have married you.
"I Love You just the Way You Are" is the best compliment ever.
"Sh*t-Ton" is my favorite unit of measurement.
Simmer down joggers running in place at a stop light, simmer down.
I'm not really much of a plumber, but I have laid some pipe before.
I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin or a lawnmower.
I burned my mouth on my pizza and I feel this is a strong metaphor showing me that the ones we love can hurt us the most.
What idiot called it "hitting the snooze button" and not "clock blocking"?
do we have any world leaders or are they to busy playing golf ,pool and drinking beer ?
You're never too old to learn stupid siht...
I think the whitest thing about me is after I get my hair cut, I like to leave the barber shop.
What do I have to do to become the 8th deadly sin?
That bottle of beer doesn't care if you have bad breath. Its still happy to kiss you. 