Funny Status Messages

   HE FOLDED AGAIN!!!! 😂 And markets are surging NOT because his strategy worked, but because he finally threw in the towel on a trade war he NEVER had control over.

   F*ck those ju baztids.

   The jig is up. A double entendre meaning the niqqer is se#ually aroused.

   5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants. Now they're tenants.

   "I'll take 2 electronics over easy with a side of home fries, bacon, and pancakes, please." China thanks you 🇨🇳

   I'll take 2 electronics over easy with a side of home fries, bacon, and pancakes, please.

   You wanted cheaper eggs, and instead you got a 104% increase in the price of your electronics 😂

   He doesn't know what his is doing. He's a conman and the jig is up.

   The Dow is down. Not the stocks, Tony Dow from Leave It To Beaver.

   I can't berieve the plice of Peking Duck!

   How much will the Kung Pao Chicken combination dinner with pork fried rice and egg rollcost now???

   Cadet Bone Spurs who dodged the draft FIVE TIMES and refused to serve our country, has not earned a military parade for his birthday. This isn't North Korea. The $92 million should go to our Veterans.

   Maybe we should start listening to the economists and business leaders, and not the guy who went bankrupt 6 times 😥

   Nothing screams efficiency like a $1 TRILLION defense budget and a $92 MILLION parade to celebrate Dumps birthday. DOGE was a complete con. You've all been conned 🤡

   I stand with China. 🇨🇳 The US facked around and now they're gonna find out.

   Kamala Harris just announced she's selling bibles and clothes and accessories and water and pens and shoes with her name on them. Because that's not weird or creepy at all, is it M^G^? 😂

   And it's "hear", not "here". You maggot idiot. F*ck you people are so stupid

   The reason gas prices have fallen is not positive. Oil prices and Treasury yields fell because there are concerns about economic growth going forward. If a person knew the first thing about economics, they would understand this, moron.

   Gas prices going down due to oil falling. lets here you whiners now.

   It's still hard to believe that this is all self-imposed. Everything that's happening right now wasn't the result of some foreign adversary destroying the country. You did this to yourselves by electing the dumbest motherfocker to ever rule a nation 🤡