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Brian Williams said the dress is gold and white because he was there when it was made. 
I'm like Hank Williams Jr. but instead of all my rowdy friends coming over tonight they are getting married and having children before me
Stevie Wonder says the dress is black, but then again everything is black to him.
Shut up. The dress is grey! - Dog
Fcuk the damn dress!
I'm nothing like this generation. I just live in it.
Did I log into Facebook or Pinterest? I'll tell you what color that dress is.. It's who and why do you all give a f**k!"
Free middle fingers for everyone!!!
If that dress isn't Gold and White I'm not living
the traditional 15th anniversary gift is crystal, but my wife gave me wood.
Welcome to my bedroom,this is where the magic happens.....and by that I mean this is where I read my Harry Potter books.
"The internet is so cool!....I just wish it was more like the electric company" - said no one ever
Only in SC, would they close schools, universities, libraries, and declare a 'state of emergency' for snow that other states would consider to be a 'snow dusting'. I'm sure Boston would love type of snow that SC has that melts before noon.
"I'm not very photogenic" in other words you're ugly.
I don't see what the big deal is with the legalization of pot in Washington D.C. is...I always thought those people were smoking something anyway.
People who type awe when you mean aww, look up the definition of awe. I’ll wait. Yeah, see? So stop doing that.
69... Some might call it nasty... I call it a romantic dinner for 2
Kylie Jenner is 17 and just bought a house at $2.7 million and I have to think twice before adding guacamole at Chipotle
one time I came home early and walked in on my dog pretending to be me. he was just lying on the floor sighing but I know it was me
No, I can't come to your wedding. I just realized the remote works through the blanket. 