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If gay couple want to get married and be just as miserable as straight couples, let'em.
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06-26-2015 23:20 by
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Sòdømy is not marriage. Pórnögraphy is not art. Desires are not rights. At this point I feel ignorance shouls b bliss. In a few years expect a lot of traumatized babies whose dad's screw each other..gross
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06-26-2015 23:06
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It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong...
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06-26-2015 20:54 by
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I've been to WI, I think that farmers only .com is being very generous with how many hit farmers daughters there are
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06-26-2015 19:52
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In hindsight,, maybe I shouldn't have kept looking back . . .
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06-26-2015 19:37 by
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Breaking news: Police managed to floor Matt with no Sweat...
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06-26-2015 19:02
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Why does it look like some of my friends took their profile pic with an old Polaroid Camera?
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06-26-2015 18:35
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Look up procrastinator on Wikipedia. There’s a picture of me. Well there isn’t yet, but there will be. Probably by tomorrow. Maybe Tuesday.
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06-26-2015 18:31 by
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It's a Great Day for Male Lesbians! Let's go eat some tacos and celebrate!!
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06-26-2015 18:12
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Just enrolled in college to be divorce lawyer and become a millionaire since gay marriage is now legal
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06-26-2015 17:11 by
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Same sex marriage...because everyone deserves to be miserable.
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06-26-2015 17:11
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Sure, my glass is half full. But my beer is half empty
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06-26-2015 17:07 by
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Congrats USA. Always one step behind Canada and one step closer to being Canada...now give up your guns...it's your destiny. [/Palpatine]
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06-26-2015 16:32 by
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I'll never be the one to cast the first stone, but I'll sure as hell cast the second one.
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06-26-2015 16:03
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Sharks in the ocean? what's next, birds flying in the sky? when will the craziness end?
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06-26-2015 15:30 by
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The first rule of the Condescending Club is.... Oh, nevermind. You'd never understand even if I explained it to you..
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06-26-2015 15:26
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I don't care about gay marriage or the confederate flag. I care about Beer.... Is it 5 o'clock yet?
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06-26-2015 15:25 by
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If religions teach peace, how come they cannot achieve peace?
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06-26-2015 15:14
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Let's hear it for AIDS! Well played Supreme Court.
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06-26-2015 14:54
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So does this mean that Kanye can finally marry himself?
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