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ok i'm done with the ice bucket Challenge .... WHATS next ? 
Soooo.... I take it we should expect to see Hulk Hogan put in his bid for the next GOP Presidental candidate now?
We're not friends until I have at least 38 pictures of you passed out somewhere on on my phone.
If a bear tries to attack you in the woods, give it your bicycle. Maybe it's one of those circus bears, you never know.
I bet the worst person to have negotiating you down from a ledge would be the members of Van Halen.
With all the craziness going on in the world, I can just say; stay strapped, my friends.
How is gun control working in Chicago?
said it before and I say it again: Ive said it before and say it again ...
Russians; the other white p eople.
Since we're not allowed to talk about gun control right after mass shootings, having them happen back-to-back is a real time-saver...
I want to open a donut shop called Hole Foods.
The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder...See how things can escalate quickly Susan??
Grammar makes a difference... I punched my grandma in the face. Or.... I punched, my grandma, in t,he face...I don't know what I'm doing
It's like my grandma always used to say, everyone needs to get that 1st starter marriage out-of-the-way!
I never get caught because I've watched all 27 seasons of Cops..
Hot singles in your area want to work out and eat healthy while you watch Netflix in your underwear .
The only advantage of an old enemy is that they can distract you from the devilment of new ones.
Just Donated blood..I hope whoever gets it likes wine. 🍷
Well,,, According to WebMD, this burning is NOT an Eternal Flame.
You know its good sex when she stars screaming some other guys name. 