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I don't remember how the saying goes, but I think it's Rum before Whiskey, before Vodka, = Heart Palpitations. 
I am not sure how I missed this, busy I guess, but Monica Lewinsky turned 42 earlier this week, it seems like only yesterday she was crawling around the White House on her knees.
The stock market continues to go up, and is probably a good place to invest your money if you have any. But as good as it sounds, if I ever get any extra I'm opting for canned goods and ammo......!
Time is the only real enemy......* JK. It’s spiders.
Want to get a song stuck in your head...After midnight, we're gonna let it all hang down...After midnight..After midnight,
When you think about it, it's a rather fine line with some between insulting them and describing them
Someone else can have my fifteen minutes of fame.
I don’t chase after men. I don’t even walk after them.
I'm sorry I asked you what your "hair" was made out of.
I'll take a low-fat, mocha, chai, organic-soy-milk latte, with a shot of French vanilla, sprinkled with unicorn soul, please.
Only 273 fruit roll-ups to go until I get my full serving of fruit...
Don't "xoxoxoxo" unless you mean it... I'm not flying to Budapest again...
“One shot, one kill, one apology.” - Canadian Sniper.
I was born and raised in the circus, so as a young boy I use to dream of running away from home and joining the suburbs.
If silly putty would have applied itself, it could have been serious putty.
At what point did our country become invaded by insensitive @$$holes who lack empathy?
Obama is proposing a dress code for America so no one offends each other
With another unfortunate mass shooting incident, this will respark another debate about how rampant gun violence is... WAIT!! HULK HOGAN SAID THE N-WORD?!!!! Stop the presses!!!
Sometimes I do FB with my 3D glasses on... It's almost like you guys are right here with me!!
It's what's on the inside that counts, and other things ugly people say. 