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Bath tubs - 2, Houston's - 0.
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07-27-2015 11:57
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It's such a shame when someone dies of a drug overdose in the bath when all they were trying to do was get clean
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07-27-2015 07:54
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Well Bobbi Kristina Brown did say she wanted to follow in her mothers footsteps.
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07-27-2015 07:53
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Whitney Houston has been reunited with her daughter, Bobbi Kristina Brown, hopefully together they can both rest in peace.
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07-27-2015 07:39 by
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Last year it was the ice bucket challenge. This year it's the bucket of hot coals challenge. You go first. . .
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07-27-2015 05:48 by
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A statue of Satan was unveiled in Detroit. It doesn't seem to be very accurate though, because it looks nothing like my ex-wife.
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07-27-2015 02:43
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Bobbi Kristina, I'm sure you are at peace. Maybe now the rest of us can get some peace from that drama-filled family of yours.
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07-27-2015 00:22
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And the award for Best Whitney Houston Impression goes to....... Bobbi Kristina
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07-26-2015 22:30
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The information age, does anyone else find it just a little bit ironic that it has produced so many uninformed people.
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07-26-2015 21:52 by
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Obama, He's over in Kenya lecturing them on Gay rights, but three days ago ISIS threw two men from a roof and then stoned them to death for being gay and he never said a word
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07-26-2015 21:50 by
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Sadly,,, If your neighbor has wind chimes you have wind chimes
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07-26-2015 20:08 by
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Putting sunscreen on the neighbors solar panel
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07-26-2015 19:57 by
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SUSAN: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective... We should split up.. . ME: Good idea,,, that way we can cover more ground
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07-26-2015 19:55 by
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I snuck popcorn into the movie theatre but they won't let me use their microwave.
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07-26-2015 18:04
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There should be a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
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07-26-2015 18:03
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In reality all girls are crazy so you better just pick your favorite type.
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07-26-2015 17:57
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Look for my new diet book: "How To Work Out And Watch What You Eat And Still Gain Plenty Of Weight"
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07-26-2015 15:47
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Financial status: Hanging out in front of my favorite restaurant kissing anyone who has food around their mouth and in their teeth.
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07-26-2015 14:03
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As others prepare for another exciting college school year. I prepare myself for another 40 hour work week.
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07-26-2015 13:57
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Saying "I'm offended" is basically telling the world you can't control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.
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