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   messageicon 5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants. Now they're tenants.
←Rate | 04-09-2025 14:19 by MM Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I'll take 2 electronics over easy with a side of home fries, bacon, and pancakes, please." China thanks you 🇨🇳
←Rate | 04-09-2025 13:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll take 2 electronics over easy with a side of home fries, bacon, and pancakes, please.
←Rate | 04-09-2025 12:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You wanted cheaper eggs, and instead you got a 104% increase in the price of your electronics 😂
←Rate | 04-09-2025 11:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon He doesn't know what his is doing. He's a conman and the jig is up.
←Rate | 04-09-2025 11:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Dow is down. Not the stocks, Tony Dow from Leave It To Beaver.
←Rate | 04-09-2025 10:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't berieve the plice of Peking Duck!
←Rate | 04-09-2025 09:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How much will the Kung Pao Chicken combination dinner with pork fried rice and egg rollcost now???
←Rate | 04-09-2025 09:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cadet Bone Spurs who dodged the draft FIVE TIMES and refused to serve our country, has not earned a military parade for his birthday. This isn't North Korea. The $92 million should go to our Veterans.
←Rate | 04-09-2025 09:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe we should start listening to the economists and business leaders, and not the guy who went bankrupt 6 times 😥
←Rate | 04-09-2025 09:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing screams efficiency like a $1 TRILLION defense budget and a $92 MILLION parade to celebrate Dumps birthday. DOGE was a complete con. You've all been conned 🤡
←Rate | 04-09-2025 09:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I stand with China. 🇨🇳 The US facked around and now they're gonna find out.
←Rate | 04-09-2025 09:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kamala Harris just announced she's selling bibles and clothes and accessories and water and pens and shoes with her name on them. Because that's not weird or creepy at all, is it M^G^? 😂
←Rate | 04-09-2025 08:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And it's "hear", not "here". You maggot idiot. F*ck you people are so stupid
←Rate | 04-09-2025 08:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The reason gas prices have fallen is not positive. Oil prices and Treasury yields fell because there are concerns about economic growth going forward. If a person knew the first thing about economics, they would understand this, moron.
←Rate | 04-09-2025 08:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gas prices going down due to oil falling. lets here you whiners now.
←Rate | 04-09-2025 07:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's still hard to believe that this is all self-imposed. Everything that's happening right now wasn't the result of some foreign adversary destroying the country. You did this to yourselves by electing the dumbest motherfocker to ever rule a nation 🤡
←Rate | 04-09-2025 00:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The notion that all these great jobs are gonna fly back to us is complete nonsense. We don't want these low paying manufacturing jobs. And the entire strategy is completely dividing this administration. WTF did I vote for? This is a disaster.
←Rate | 04-08-2025 23:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aww poor baby! What's the matter? Do you have such low self-esteem that you deliver cheap insults to complete strangers online, make up crap, and make fake profiles online? The only thing you're looking at is your own reflection in the mirror.
←Rate | 04-08-2025 22:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's like talking to a brain damaged parrot.
←Rate | 04-08-2025 21:36 Comments (0)  



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