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   messageicon Welcome back to 1956!
←Rate | 11-08-2016 20:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 33,000 people attended Hillary clintons rally/ concert yesterday. I wonder if they received the tickets via email..
←Rate | 11-08-2016 19:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon As I walk through Walmart......all the sudden the election makes sense.
←Rate | 11-08-2016 19:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon America is in labor now, in a few short hours we will find out if it's a boy or a girl.
←Rate | 11-08-2016 18:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You think you're having a bad day, you could be a Siamese twin attached to a gay brother who has a date and you're the only one with an ass.
←Rate | 11-08-2016 18:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Instead of voter fraud, why don't they just call it Electile Dysfunction?
←Rate | 11-08-2016 14:15 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I participated in the downfall of America, and all I got was this lousy sticker?
←Rate | 11-08-2016 13:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pick-of-the-Day Special. An egotistical idiot OR WWIII. Choose wisely.
←Rate | 11-08-2016 12:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I voted...for Medical Marijuana.
←Rate | 11-08-2016 12:28 by State vs Stoner Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt, I couldn't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove I had purchased a donut.
←Rate | 11-08-2016 11:33 Comments (2)  


   messageicon I'm so excited to watch the season finale of America tonight.
←Rate | 11-08-2016 09:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard a rumour Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for Hillary. It seems the last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth.
←Rate | 11-08-2016 08:43 by thejoke.cafe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today is Erection Day! Go hard or go home...
←Rate | 11-08-2016 07:46 by JCW Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter who wins, they will likely be impeached and their vice president will take over
←Rate | 11-08-2016 07:36 by Brodieking Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well, it's that day that we act like our vote matters.
←Rate | 11-08-2016 07:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't forget to set your country back 50 years today!!
←Rate | 11-08-2016 06:08 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Let the comedy circus begin..........American elections!
←Rate | 11-08-2016 03:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm excited for this season's finale of America
←Rate | 11-08-2016 02:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who needs television when there is so much drama election on Facebook.
←Rate | 11-07-2016 23:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wednesday I will have 50% less friends on Facebook.. let's see who makes the cut
←Rate | 11-07-2016 23:09 Comments (0)  



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