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Welcome back to 1956!
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11-08-2016 20:55
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33,000 people attended Hillary clintons rally/ concert yesterday. I wonder if they received the tickets via email..
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11-08-2016 19:42
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As I walk through Walmart......all the sudden the election makes sense.
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11-08-2016 19:11
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America is in labor now, in a few short hours we will find out if it's a boy or a girl.
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11-08-2016 18:19
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You think you're having a bad day, you could be a Siamese twin attached to a gay brother who has a date and you're the only one with an ass.
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11-08-2016 18:04
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Instead of voter fraud, why don't they just call it Electile Dysfunction?
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11-08-2016 14:15 by
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I participated in the downfall of America, and all I got was this lousy sticker?
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11-08-2016 13:21
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Pick-of-the-Day Special. An egotistical idiot OR WWIII. Choose wisely.
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11-08-2016 12:48
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I voted...for Medical Marijuana.
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11-08-2016 12:28 by
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I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt, I couldn't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove I had purchased a donut.
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11-08-2016 11:33
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I'm so excited to watch the season finale of America tonight.
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11-08-2016 09:12
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I heard a rumour Monica Lewinsky won't be voting for Hillary. It seems the last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth.
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11-08-2016 08:43 by
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Today is Erection Day! Go hard or go home...
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11-08-2016 07:46 by
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No matter who wins, they will likely be impeached and their vice president will take over
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11-08-2016 07:36 by
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Well, it's that day that we act like our vote matters.
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11-08-2016 07:14
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Don't forget to set your country back 50 years today!!
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11-08-2016 06:08
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Let the comedy circus begin..........American elections!
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11-08-2016 03:32
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I'm excited for this season's finale of America
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11-08-2016 02:18
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Who needs television when there is so much drama election on Facebook.
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11-07-2016 23:15
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Wednesday I will have 50% less friends on Facebook.. let's see who makes the cut
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11-07-2016 23:09
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