Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Thank god this election is over......I almost forgot what real commercials were like.

   The media that got everything wrong will now tell you what will happen now that what they said wouldn't happen happened. Think about that for a minute...

   OK ...... so the People have spoken. Question: "Is anybody listening?"

   ..... Hey .... Who could've predicted that the rise of "Reality Television" would lead to this exact moment in History?

   ..... "The system is rigged!!!" ------ Hillary Clinton.

   Well it's official; Reality TV has completely destroyed America

   Hey .... Anybody know the name of a good Psychiatrist? .... Whoah ... For the loser .... Not for me!! ... The Loser of the American Presidential election.

   tomorrow, a very large shipment of President Clinton merchandise will get shipped to some under developed country

   "We used all our brainwashing techniques and we still lost" - US Media

   The polls show Hillary has an 87% chance of going to prison after tonight.

   Canadas imagration website has crashed. No joke.

   ''It's the end of the world as we know it'' -REM

   Watching the media CRASH AND BURN is a joke in itself.

   Stop saying you're moving out of the country. You can't even move out of your parents house so you're not going anywhere. Shut up already.

   This is what happens when the Cubs win the World Series.

   This is scarier night then Halloween.

   america just had a big brain fart. oups it's america they just have farts no brain!!

   Waiting for the election results is like waiting for a grade on a group project. I know I did my shi$ right but I'm worried ya'll F'd it up..

   Breaking News! So quiet at the Clinton camp you could hear Bill's pants drop! 😉

   I'm too tired to stay awake and watch... It feels like this U.S. Election night is Christmas Eve, and America's worried Santa might leave coal and sticks instead of presents in the morning.