X Funny Status Messages

   "Now in all good toy shops, batteries not included"

   very rich

   People say that love is in every corner I must be walking in circles!

   trying to think whether i've been naughty or nice this year but the screaming slaves in my basement are distracting me.

   preparing for confession. Anyone have an unused condom?

   bringing the 'fun' back into funeral.

   if Paul the octopus was so smart, he wouldn't have been captured in the first place.

   "Look, there's a difference between 'ninja' and 'ninjer'."

   In preparation for 2012, I am building an Ark. I am going to to need two of everything, Two Blonds, Two Brunettes and Two Redheads.

   starin at a fluorescent light Above him watchin the dust bunny fall like snow.

   76 Chinese Medals... imprint on back ....Made in China... Coincidence...I think NOT!

   Sometimes... when I'm bored, I lay on the kitchen floor and pretend to be a crumb (o O)

   Can we stop with all the stupid religion posts?! So you guys have differing opinions.. GREAT! Take it somewhere else-

   My legs have decided to take part in 'no shave November'... By the looks of things they started in September.

   My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that.

   The Left wants everything in the world to be electric or run on batteries? Start with the border wall!