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Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room there? 
The early bird may get the worm.... But the second mouse gets the cheese....
Nothing hotter than a trailer trash barbie
Sure, you may have the last word....as long as it is "Yes, Ma'am" or "I'm sorry."
im single now.... and its weird to be dating again, because for the last three years... i've just been cheating.
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Who on earth can I turn to? I look to you fried egg steak and cheese burrito... I look to you after all my strength is gone in you I can be strong when melodies are gone in you I hear a song
Tell me... What came first the chicken or the salmonella?
Just woke up, took the Lemon out of his mouth, removed the belt from around his neck and headed into work.
Just got freaky with a Mannequin hand and a electric razor taped to a golf club shaft.
guna name his daughter friday so I can take her to work with me on mondays and feel better about my day
For my visit to the bank tomorrow, I've packed lacy lingerie, chloroform and a chainsaw. One way or another, I'm getting that loan.
In soviet Russia, bacon loves you.
I love the way you lie......................... on the floor after I smack you for being dumb! :p
Apparently, I would rather break my teeth or put a hole in my new shirt than locate a pair of scissors to cut the tag off.
"Vegeterian" is American Indian for 'Bad Hunter'
the guy changing my oil this morning said he had earrings just like mine. LOL
Nothing freaks me out more than touching a surface that was unexpectedly wet with some unknown liquid.
Don't be mad because we bumped shoulders when passing. You didn't move either.
One of the biggest benchmarks of true adulthood is when you come to the realization that all teenagers are douche bags.
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