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Wonders if anyone calls that number on trucks that says, "How's my driving?" to tell them their driver is driving amazingly well! 
We're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I a full commitments what I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling gotta make you understand never gonna give you up HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!
A truck load of tortoises get in a wreck with a boat load of terrapins... it was a turtle disaster!
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one...and got hit by a bus.
I think "the new G.M." should implement long-overdue improvements in their new vehicles. Like restraints in the back of all turnip trucks.
I remember when I was younger "Friday the 13th" used to make think about Jason movies. Now all I can think about is "Do the bars have any specials today?"
My five year old son was getting out of the shower and with a puzzled look asked, dad what are these for? Being caught a little off guard, I replied... Balance...
IF A MALE AND FEMALE ARE IN THE SAME ROOM 8 HOURS A DAY 5 DAYS A WEEK ITS GONNA HAPPEND SONNER OR LATER
You ever watched ants? You got that kinda time on your hands like me??
doesn't believe you should get so caught up in avoiding lightning, that you miss the storm...
in the mood to watch some Disney movies!
Justin Bieber and former American Idol winners are all pitching in to help out with Middle Tennessee flood relief. They are being stuffed into burlap sacks and thrown against the floodwaters.
it's friday the 13th and storming. Not gonna lie, I'm half expecting Jason to come knocking on my door...
JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater is NOT NEWS!!! WTF
JetBlue guy wants his job back. Dude, you can't go up that slide.
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to
This girl rang me up one time, she says "come over, nobody is home", I went over, no one was home!
Happy+Friday=much fun......
all these pokes I'm getting am I supposed to sound like the pillsbury doughboy
Facebook your always asking whats on my mind...But what I really want to know is whats on your mind?
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