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thinks if I would have known I was going to be this thirsty this morning I would have drank more last night!! 
if "rawr" means "i love you" then why does it scare me?
wonders...Do you think the guy that invented the vibrator heard voices saying, "If you build it, they will come."?
The Lesbians across the street just mowed the grass.....I guess Spring is here.....
Would you be upset if chickens colored placentas and put them in a basket with candy and toys?.........
The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs
thinks it's cool we can celebrate the murder of our messiah with chocolate bunnies & marshamallow chicks.
doesn't want to work. He wants to bang on da drum all day.
Easter Bunny to her baby chic: "A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions!"
..won't waste any time looking for eggs, but will catch the Easter Bunny instead and hit the egg jackpot..
puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again.
OCD's Anonymous meeting at my place. Anyone who feels compelled to clean up, go for it.
Because He lives, I can face tomorrow. Because He lives, All fear is gone. I don't know about the rest of you, but I think that's pretty AWESOME!
's going on vacation and coming back on probation.
going to the Playboy mansion looking for the Easter Bunny!
Ok Who Else Hates How Celebs become More Famous After death Example Chris Kanyon Gurrreo Britney murphey And MJ
Heard on the news, while hunting for Easter eggs the kids found a body, can you imagine nexy year when mom says come on lets see what the Easter Bunny brought you. I Picture kids screaming and crying, hell I would peobaly never celebrate Easter agian.
Just letting my mind wander since it won't stop and ask for directions.
yeah I called her up,she thinks I don't listen to her,or something,I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
making home made dynamite is so much fun
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