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"To generalize is to be an idiot." - William Blake, or one of those other poet guys. 
Shouting "Ewok porn!" during a brainstorming session is neither "productive" nor "funny" apparently.
If I had an anal fissure, I would go around bragging, “I'm so ripped.”
Excuse me.....Excuse me.....excuSE ME....MOVE B!TCH!
I am a tireless advocate for sitting quietly by while others try do stuff about whatever that stuff is they care about.
#fatgirlstrippernames: Dolores Umbridge... and now your life is scarred forever with that mental image.
Women are the most common legal drug...They give you the best highs, the worst lows, and they are so, so addictive...
Fantastic. I just took the wrong cold and sinus pill. How did I notice, you ask? I nearly banged my head against the desk.
n't it weird to think that while you read this, Glenn Beck is somewhere crying right now?
The only good thing about the fog, is you can pull off the road and piss without being judged by others.
Less than 2% of people polled believed former Penn State coach Jerry San-butt-sky's claims of innocence in an interview last night which makes him even less popular than male pole dancing among the American public!
"never on schedule, because he's always online.
If one teacher cannot teach every subject, then how come one student is expected to learn all the subjects.
When you "ASSUME" you make an "ass" out of "u" and Melissa Etheridge
I just went in the bath room, turned the light off and said Bloodymary three times....nothing....ok I'm going back in, this time I'm saying Coors-light 3 times.
People that drive below the speed limit are the same people that are never invited to parties.
Who knew Mr. T had an infomercial for the "flavor-wav oven" ... shouldnt they have gotten Flava Flav to do it?
If my absence doesn't alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it.
it just me or are Jerry Sandusky's excuses starting to sound just like Michael Jackson's excuses ?
Penn State University.......Pedophile U 