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Doing the Moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoe. 
I dont care if you dont like me, I am not in the business of entertaining anyone.
People who have shaped my life: people who leave me, people who stick by me, people who support me, people who let me down, people who love me, people who despise me, people who forsake me, people who idolize me.
Ingredients of who I am today; my past, my history, my success, my triumphs, my failures, my mistakes, my regrets, my attitude and my confidence.
so many potential future ex girlfirends, so little time.
So I hear the schools are going to stop teaching cursive writing. That's OK. I can type an entire sentence without making so much as one single errot.
We change, and love changes and best friends become strangers
COURAGE does not always roar,sometimes it is that quiet voice at the end of the day that says''I will try again tomorrow''.
Oh, you were hurt in the past huh? Well, 1) we are all hurt at some point, 2) get over it and 3) I'm not the one that hurt you so don't treat me like I am.
Good Mornin! Thanking The Man Upstairs For Waking Me Another Day..NVM It Was His Dang Kids Runnin nd Jumpin Being Hella Loud All Morning!
real dogs ride in pickups, not purses....
Never judge a person by what other people have told you. The person maybe gentle with you but harsh with others. The same sun which melts ice also hardens clay.
A broken heart just hurts as much in a male chest as it does in a female chest.
It's amazing how we are very good lawyers for our own mistakes and very good Judges for other people's mistakes.
Yo mama so fat, she need cheat codes for Wii fit.
Sleep? Must be nice!
When you text someone "are you still sleeping" you might as well text "wake up a$$hole."
Sometimes it's better to just quietly miss someone than to let them know and still be ignored.
Everyone has the one mysterious toothbrush in the bathroom that nobody in your house uses or knows anything about.
The thing about flukes is that they cannot be repeated. Case in point; Hangover 2, Ke$ha, Robert Pattison, Basic Instinct 2, Oceans 12 & 13. 