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Don't you just hate those people that just stroll across the street like they are so important/cool and have no consideration for anybody else? I'm changing the sound of my horn to gunfire. 
The best part of a Lady Gaga song is when it ends
I drove by a yard sale today. I know this because they had a child standing out front holding a sign that read "Yard Sale". Apparently they couldn't afford a stick.
i think pitbulls are mean because theyre mad that minorities keep buying them
lady caca was way better when she was madonna
You don't have to like me. I'm not a facebook status.
Having children is like being at a never-ending press conference: "No, you can't get an iPod Touch - next question." "Yes, I know how to do the Cat Daddy - next question." "No, Disneyland is not economically viable at this time - next question."
thinks that if atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.
thinks cocaine is a good way of telling you that you make too much money
Damnit GeoCities has closed. Now where can I go to find a poorly designed website devoted to Ghostbusters movie quotes?
Hey Enrique Iglesias , umm when you said " I can be your hero baby ", did it work ? Cause its not working for me Lmaooo
In school days I used to hate that guy/girl who always reminds the teacher about tests and vivas
Stealing someone else's words saves you the embarrassment of eating your own.
that awkard moment when your at the club using all the moves you learned from Just Dance,Dance Central, and Micheal Jackson's the Experience on the dancefloor...
That "HELL YEAH" moment after you read a text post that exactly says what you really feel and think.
Welcome to my heart. Today's menu consist of only two choices: take it or leave it
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In my school days, I used to hate that one kid who always used to remind the teacher about tests, homework and quizzes. But sometimes I wonder how his life turned out though.
Today the glass is half full but I don't trust the water is filtered, the glass looks dirty & the person that served me has an open wound on their serving hand
The only rule when a Genie grants you a wish is that you cannot wish for more wishes. Think outside the Box and wish for more Genies. The moral is that, every situation has a loop hole 