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At least someone's using the parade route they've had mapped out every year since '04... 
these sports status suck....like your hairy chest mom ....
Thought I was having deja-vu but it turns out I do the exact same things every day
I wonder why Representative Weiner is waiting so long to pull out?
Weiner's press conference was long and hard, but he finally whipped out his resignation after beating around the bush for a few minutes, effectively penetrating the crux of the situation and bringing the story to an explosive climax...
afraid to go to work, my couch seems to be suffering from separation anxiety!
It seems everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, married, pregnant, causes cancer, is undyingly stupid or nuts.
There are so many better reasons to riot other than hockey... like a shoe sale!
They asked the congressman was that a picture of your nuts...he said I'm not sure but it did come from my computer".....so my question is do you have random nuts in your harddrive...smh
I breathe the Dollar Sign_:-$
NO! I'm not arguing with you, I'm simply explaining why I'm right DAMMIT!!
The fact is, whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
Be careful if you see a silver lining in a cloud. It could be another aircraft.
if you have ever bought clothes to match the color of your crocs you need to seriously rethink your life.
Why don't blind people bungee jump? Because it scares the hell out of the dogs
People make life so hard. smile be happy. hold no grudges. and have sex
A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss. lol ;)
Circus + shopping = Walmart
Surround yourself with Contenders, not Pretenders.
The akward moment when your college teacher gave you a dead line date for an essay, so you forgot to do it, so you do it at the last day and end up getting a higher grade than your classmates. "THUG LIFE" 