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has anyone seen that billboard talking about the rapture??? if not, its been posted to my wall at least 75 times in the past hour. come take a look. 
Arnold might not make a good dad... the whole "Hasta la vista baby" issue should have been the first clue!
It doesn't bother me when I see men and women trade sex everyday like some kind of commodity. What bothers me is when they disguise and try to pass it off as dating. Remove the money element and the relationship crumbles.
When a woman dies, God asks the angels “Was she married?' If the answer is 'yes', He says 'Take her to heaven she's been through hell already"
the voices in my head must be almost out of beer,cause I can kinda understand'em
Whenever someone deletes me as a friend I automatically think, crap they found out how many times I viewed their photos.
Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside
just saw a homeless guy blasting Nickleback on his radio, proving that listening to Nickelback leads to homelessness
I hate having to hold my wife's purse when she's buying shoes, especially when she's buying them on Zappos!
every time I come home after being around another dog, mine looks at me like I cheated on him
Who you tryin' to get crazy with ese? Don't you know I'm loco?
I havent seen a spider in days. WTF ARE THEY PLANNING??
imogen thomas been paid to do giggs in manchester she cant wait
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expierencing difficulties coping with the limbostic stages of his transitional existence.
just asked what he felt the moment he pulled the trigger and killed Bin Ladin. His answer was "Recoil"
Harold Camping should star in Southwest Airlines next "Want To Get Away" commercial.
“HeY dUdE wHaTs uP?!” Dude, is your caps lock having a seizure?
Google turned 12 this year, so now we have 1 more year to use it before it turns into a teenager and wont answer anything!
Just denied 47 requests to play FarmVille, apparently I need new friends. 