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The only place that the rapture happened was on myspace. 
At least this apocalypse and rapture debacle has conclusively proven one significant fact: We are not alone! We have idiots living among us!
Note to self : when manscaping don't use after shave....
I don't want to sound like I'm bragging or anything, but this is the fifth end of the world I've survived.
I don't want to sound like I'm bragging or anything, but I've survived Y2k, 9/11, Bird Flu, H1N1, 6-6-2006 and now the rapture/apocalypse. Bring on 2012, I'm a survivor baby!
I'm not saying the mainstream media is liberal, but I'm pretty sure I just saw NBC congratulate President Obama on defeating The Rapture.
Cheer up, Harold Camping. A volcano erupted in Iceland. That's something.
oh crap..they didn't take me but they took the rum!
The difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is how you use them.
thinking that Harold Camping's mathematical equation involved a Magic 8-ball.
The awkward moment when you wake up and your house is gone
I don't want to sound like I'm bragging or anything, but this is the fifth end of the world I've survived
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da life goes on brah, La la how the life goes on
Dyslexic man walks into a bra *Ba-Dum-Bum Tsss*
My boloney has a first name its H.A.R.O.L.D...!!!
i decided to go to church for the first time ever this morning...just to laugh hysterically...yeah...i was quickly kicked out...
Whenever I hear the phrase 'anything is possible', I giggle and think about someone trying to slam a revolving door ;)
Sorry to all those that thought they were going to loot my stuff once the Apocalypse started last night..........Apparently I'm still needed here for something.
the next time I screw up bad I'll say "well at least I didnt predict the end of mankind and nothing happened"
Harold Camping's response......appears to be nonexistent at the moment. Maybe he's in hiding, totally embarrassed by failure or he is at the bank counting his money. 