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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave Man, I guess I am a coward. 
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
Maybe this Mississippi flooding is part of the rapture thing? Has anyone thought about building an ark???
s a cool dad, that's my thang. I'm hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my god, WTF: why the face
just hired Blondie to perform at his rapture party.
predicts Harold Camping will die of old age before any rapture.
going to make sure he is wearing clean underwear for the rapture.
Today's irony: listening to Skynard's "That smell" as I'm driving by Harris Beefs stockyard.
I told a lady in the elevator this morning that I think she drew her eyebrows on to high. She looked suprised.
it considered addiction if you need a cup of coffee to fall asleep?
who's your daddy and what does he do? Governor California
I don't think I should be held responsible for the things I say to fill awkward silences.
that akward moment when someone says something really dumb just as the crowd gets silent
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
"On your bach,or you vill go bach"-Arnold Schwarzenegger
I'm not saying that "killing them with kindness" cant work, but I'm pretty sure that an automatic weapon works alot faster and more accurately.
I wonder if gay guys make fun of each other when they do something "straight"
If they make a Fast and the Furious 6 they have to make another Rocky, I cant live in a world where there are more Fast and the Furious movies than Rocky movies.
Why the hell do birds wake up so early? They dont have to work, obviously anything they do have to do isnt time sensitive and yet at 5am they're chirping like crazy, honestly I think they just like messin' with us. 