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this where you want to be when Jesus comes back? 
NO , people should stop arguing about ps3 and. Xbox 360 , because we all know the BEST system is, was and always will be the Atari 2600.
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
If evolution was true, mothers would have more than two hands.
If your going to ask a girl out, make sure you know you'll treat her right. I see some guys treat their Girls like garbage. It's a disgrace. Have some respect!
Born Free and Taxed to death!
it "Pets Mart"? Or is it "Pet Smart"?
My mother taught me about JUSTICE. “One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you”.
Two plus two is five given very large quantities of two.
My mother taught me about RECEIVING. “You are going to get it when you get home!”
FaceBook account for sale....Friends included!
That Awkward Moment When You Look Outside Your Window And Someones' Looking At You...
Better get a bigger spatula before you try flipping that on me!
I just thought of a quick way to spot a woman who is having that time of the month attitude problem! I call it the "Eye Pad!"
Jell-O: Doubling the global demand for supply of Vodka since 1923
In the 90's we had Clinton in office. We also had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have Obama in office and we have no hope and no cash.
learned a lot about relationships from Super Mario Bros..sometimes, You have to pound a few Dragons to get to the Princess
The 1st testicular guard was used in Cricket in 1874 & the 1st helmet was used in 1974. It took 100y to realize the brain is also important
Pharmacist to Customer: To buy anti-depression pills, Sir you need a proper prescription.. Simply showing a pic of your wife is not enough. 