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So you're telling me there used to be nothing. Then all of the sudden their was an explosion (how did you have an ignition source let alone a combustable?) and you say that's what started the universe? How is you have a hard time believing in Christ? 
Mark Zuckerburg(sp) needs to stay out of politics . I just lost a lot of respect for him .
science makes more sense than a person(christ) pretending to be a magician...
I was just thinking, what if car bumpers were filled with candy so if you got in a car crash, it would explode like a piñata. " Sorry 'bout the crash, but look free candy!!!"
You know you're high when you look in the mirror ..and your reflection is Charlie Sheen!
The iPhone- checks my facebook, checks my email, organizes my music, calls my Mom, and now it tracks my whereabouts? It's like having a jealous psycho girlfriend in your pocket.
Science ignores any facts that disprove evolution. Nothing scientific about that!
I saw some footage of some polar bears drinking water... it's obviously fake. Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola."
If you are a proud owner or planning on purchasing one of those hippy mobile Smart cars, I have some friendly advice for you.....OMG...F-OFF!!!!
So umm.....Friday. I've been waiting for a while now wondering watcha waiting for?? Rebecca is not gonna introduce you every week now c'mon!
If you happen to see a bunny laying brown eggs, do not eat them. ITS NOT CHOCOLATE!!!! HAPPY EASTER!!!!
Dear T-Rex, Brontosaurus, & Velociraptor. Sorry I ran out of space on my Ark for you.... Noah
Haters are like crickets, you can't see them but you can hear them, and when you walk by them they are quiet.
90% of the prison poulation believes in God. 90% of The Academy of Sciences are atheists. Personally, I'd rather have the guy in the white lab coat as a bunk mate
when my girlfriend says stop when having sex, thats when it's Hammer Time
Dude, I'm not asking you to know pi to the 50th place, I'm asking you to know who's got right of way at a damn intersection!
You call them "bullies." I call them "crusaders against childhood obesity."
I was in a Ross' today. Do they always look like they were just hit by an earthquake?
They say curiosity killed the cat. Which is true, because "curiosity" is also what I nicknamed my shovel.
Obama is in town. Traffic is bad. I won't be able to vote for him in 2012 because I'll still be sitting in my car. 