Danmanz Funny Status Messages

   The only difference between try and triumph is a little 'umph'.

   If you tell a lie and myth so many times, people will eventually believe it so much that they will actually fight to preserve it. Government and Religious institutions are incredibly crafty at this.

   Want to know who your friends are?...Tell everybody the truth and see who still hangs arounds you afterwards.

   *Moments Before Ending A Phone Call: "All right, cool, yeah, ok, haha yeah, I know right!, tomorrow, yep. later man. all right..bye" (click)

   Avoidant Personality Disorder (AVPD) is characterized by a hypersensitivity to criticism, intense self-loathing, and a strong desire for isolation.

   FACT: For every Friend Request sent, $0.003 is added to Mark Zuckerberg's account.

   I find it suspicious that everyone's personal god has the same beliefs as they do.

   Girls FB Account: 47 Friend Requests, 17 Messages, 31 Notifications..........Boys FB Account: 1 Notification.

   Having a rough day? Place your hand over your heart.....Feel that?..That's called Purpose. You're alive for a reason. Make it count.

   Say NO to the Bathroom Duckface & Quacker Lips photo epidemic.

   In America, dating for men is a chore, for women it's a choice.

   When the government fears the people, it's called Liberty. When the people fear the government, it's called Tyranny.

   Dear Leviticus 19:27,..........Nobody cares.

   I checked the thermometer outside. The temperature read "Fuck this shit! Stay in the house!"

   My house would be a lot more vacant if I could communicate in Roach & Spider language.

   We're independent but we DEPEND on other countries' resources and goods...Like China and England..Can you Contradiction.

   I'm guessing sex when you're 80 and up is like playing pool with a rope.

   Halloween = Candy, Thanksgiving = Food, Christmas = Gifts, New Years = Drinks, Valentines = Sex, Birthdays = ALL OF THE ABOVE

   TSA = Touchy Squeezy Abusers

   Got bit by a spider.......Now I got to go find a skyscraper to climb.