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is having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I remember forgetting this before 
iTeam It's about time Apple, it's about time!
The sexual position, more commonly known as 69 will now be known as 96. Due to the economy, it now costs more to eat out than it used to
You looked good until your 30 day trial of Adobe Photoshop expired
I don't mean to be mean but leggings on that old dear....that wasn't a camel toe,it was a moose hoof!!!...
Monday sure is an awful way to spend 1/7th of our life......
3 facts about life: 1 You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2 Your retarded cause you just tried it. 3 Now your smiling cause you're an idiot.
If you ran as much as your mouth you'd be in great shape
I like my girls how I like my cheese: Fat free American singles
If first you don't succeed, try try a GUN.
I do not 'get' the concept of a 'gift certificate' , first you take a piece of paper that's good EVERYWHERE,,,,
posing patiently with my clothes off for Google Earth to come by and take my picture...
It's extraordinary when a person comes in contact with a spider web or a bug lands on them, they become a Kung-Fu master.
Life is like a big fart........You come into the world, make a big stink, and then you just fade away!....
When I was a kid people used to cover me in cream and put a cherry on my head, it was tough being brought up in the gateau.
sometimes feels like going up to people who have just been seated at a restaraunt and say "Just to let you know, the last person that sat here threw up on the table"...
my idea of a drinking problem is not having any booze to drink.
oly crap! I just realized that I'm still "it" from a game of tag in 1987.
When I die, i'm gonna have a "like" and "dislike" button on my gravestone. And just a word of caution: If you think its gonna be funny to push the "dislike" button, wait till you see what you look like when all the voltage passes through you...
there is no validity to greatness achieved if not accompanied by humility....jr 