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Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses?.....That's as crazy as the low low prices at Dave's Furniture Emporium
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04-19-2012 03:20 by
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Did you say photographic memory or pornographic memory? I have one of those.
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04-26-2010 09:46 by
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I just got my wifes Christmas gift. I hid it in the oven. She will never find it there!
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11-18-2010 11:01 by
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thinks that they should change the name of Starbucks to Fivebucks
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10-01-2009 09:01 by
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was thrown out of a casino for misunderstanding the use of a crap table.
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08-09-2009 16:42 by
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thinks you're his smartest and best-looking friend on Facebook. (Thanks for not telling the others.)
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02-28-2010 22:26 by
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Just got out of the shower and dried off with a Sham Wow! Think I'll slip into a Snuggie and watch some infomercials.
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03-20-2010 20:17 by
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I've got an empty coffee cup and no memory of drinking it. I don't put cream in my coffee, so I think that's a black out.
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04-06-2010 23:42 by
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I seen a Lady driving a 18 wheeler on the highway today..Thought to my self.. Thats a funny looking kitchen..
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08-01-2012 15:32 by
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needs some fresh air and regrets the decision to let the cat lick up the spilled Fiber One yogurt.
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09-04-2010 18:27 by
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My grandfather was one-half Cherokee. When he danced it got partly cloudy.
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07-02-2013 18:29 by
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doesn't think you should put the pedal to the medal in that Toyota.
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02-04-2010 08:23 by
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Yoda's last name Lay-he-hoo?
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03-24-2010 00:38 by
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thinking about an Apple sporting goods store: iBalls
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12-10-2009 21:33 by
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Am I the only one that found irony in Walmart having a whites sale this week?
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03-22-2010 15:53 by
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God was the greatest inventor of all time. He took a rib from Adam and made a loudspeaker
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04-17-2010 11:32 by
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I once dated a girl who owned a parrot. That crazy thing would never shut up. The parrot was kind of cool, though.
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07-02-2013 18:32 by
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just saw a Prius with that brake problem. It was barreling down the road at speeds exceeding 35 MPH.
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02-05-2010 22:20 by
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not lazy, he's just phsycially conservative.
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09-05-2009 00:28 by
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wonders if there are gay terrorists. I bet they'd wear fancy explosive underwear.
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02-28-2010 22:30 by
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