jo mamma Funny Status Messages

   After looking at the faces in the crowds at the Vatican City... The Catholics have now agreed to birth control...

   Royal baby doesn't even have teeth yet and I can still tell they're gonna be phucked up...

   Anyone know if there is an Angie's List or Better Business Bureau or someplace to file a complaint on a Hooker?.... (Asking for a Friend)...

   Dear FB friends, I need your help... I am having a hard time finding the right words to tell my wife (tag wife) that I am cheating on her and have a girlfriend... Any Suggestions???

   Tony Romo should seriously consider committing a Felony, He would be a hell of a Quarterback in a Penal League somewhere I bet... Hell of a Wide Receiver too...