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   messageicon Dear Santa, Don't listen to any of my Facebook friends. I have been a perfect angel, I swear.
←Rate | 12-20-2010 12:05 by chel Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm kinda like Han Solo. Always strokin my own wookie
←Rate | 11-30-2010 08:00 by chel Comments (0)  


   messageicon I broke wind in front of an elderly customer today. She didn't think it was funny as I did.
←Rate | 12-02-2010 07:15 by chel Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why don't you unbutton that blouse and let me get to know ya?
←Rate | 12-02-2010 07:12 by chel Comments (0)  



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