Darkharbinger Funny Status Messages

   The Log Cabin Syrup logo is offensive to trees

   Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to fly a helicopter.

   price doesn't always equal quality. A 50 dollar hooker works harder than 250 dollar hooker.

   can we be funny again please

   'We've all bet on a fart and lost' is the best example of the Human condition I ever heard

   How come when someone is missing the media makes them out to be a saint? Why not just say 'yeah their a jerk but lets find them anyway?'

   she is never yours, its just your turn.

   The Wicked Witch of the West said it best: What a world, what a world

   Come on be funny again

   Most of you are 10s because of inflation.

   How come kindness was never an option in Clue

   Her: pour some sugar on me Me: but there are bees out though

   You know, while we’re at it, don’t look directly at me today either.

   I may not know much, but I know mayo doesn't go on a taco.

   If no one told you that you're beautiful today well I'm not about to start. Move on.

   I remember when you all were funny.

   I have to make it to heaven, I want to see Circuit City and Blockbuster again.

   If I am ever at death's door I am leaving a flaming bag of poop on his front steps

   That moment when you realize that 1935 - 1980 is as far as 1980 -2025

   Life is like peeing up a drain pipe, it all comes back to you.