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   messageicon If I was Obama, I would have made my speech entrance by pushing a wheelbarrow with Bin Laden's body in it, dumped it on the ground and said, "We got him." That would've been bad-ass!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 20:15 by CB Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering how gas prices go UP after a hurricane, but go DOWN when there is oil leaking all ove the Gulf Of Mexico?
←Rate | 05-25-2010 18:30 by CB Comments (1)  


   messageicon thinks going to Target is like going to Wal Mart, only you feel alot better about yourself inside a Target!!
←Rate | 05-15-2011 12:51 by CB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I cant wait till the "Holiday season" at work is over so I can find a new reason not to do anything around the house
←Rate | 12-19-2013 13:12 by CB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks the only difference between my job and the Titanic is the Titanic at least had a band!!
←Rate | 05-03-2015 13:32 by CB Comments (0)  


   messageicon would like to thanks Canada for helping the U.S. with the war in Iraq, by sending BOTH of their airplanes over to help!!
←Rate | 01-06-2010 20:29 by CB Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man it's $3.95 a minute!!
←Rate | 06-29-2011 07:09 by CB Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants everyone to know that June is "Chafing Month"!!
←Rate | 06-07-2011 17:52 by CB Comments (0)  


   messageicon typed "X-men" into a google image search and didn't quite get the result I wanted.... Who the heck is this Wolvarine guy anyway?
←Rate | 09-26-2011 07:58 by CB Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're going down a slide, and your balls hit the side,,it's a Rapture!!
←Rate | 05-22-2011 14:08 by CB Comments (0)  



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