@thomygold Funny Status Messages

   Day 1-365: I am thankful for Veterans.

   I want to see that KFC commercial, but with Hannibal Lecter in it screaming "I ATE THE BONES"!!

   It is not appropriate to refer to Kwanzaa as "Blanukkah" or "Black Hanukkah". Please make the necessary corrections in your conversations.

   Donated blood for the needy since it is Xmas. Now I just have to find a Salvation Army bucket to put this Ziploc baggie in.

   "Hey guys, its a beautiful day out, lets go talk on the motel balconey." MLK

   ironic he died in a car accident with the last name Walker