@georgesdiab Funny Status Messages

   People complain about auto-correct but it is helpful 99% of the titties.

   People don't change... They just learn to lie better!

   7 Billion people, 14 billion Faces.

   You have no idea how happy I get when p̶h̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶r̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶.̶ the microwave beeps and the food is ready.

   Please ignore this status. I'm standing in public alone and I don't want to seem like a total loner, so I'm making it look like I'm texting.

   In the bathroom, even the shampoo bottle becomes interesting.

   Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.

   so lazy today that I cant even finish a

   If strippers are now called exotic dancers then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacist

   What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look i'm changing