Monday Funny Status Messages

   I can see smoke on the horizon. God I hope it's rest of Monday burning to the ground

   You call it Russian Roulette, I call it waking up on Monday.

   ...“I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday”...

   Thank God It's Monday" ~ Your Liver

   It's Monday morning sweetie so do me a favor and shut your love hole. No, not that one...the one that makes words.

   If you're not still a little drunk on Monday morning I'm not buying your good weekend story.

   Practicing my "Eye Rolling" cause you know... tomorrow's Monday.

   Just got my dream Job starts next Monday .. Window cleaner in Amsterdam.,

   Aww Crap, Monday found me again.

   The 3 worst words to hear right now..."Tomorrow is Monday"

   I wish we could "Hand Pick" who gets knocked off line on Monday!!!

   Monday is like a kid having sex for the first time...it came too soon!

   If Monday hd a face......I would knock the $h!t out of it!!!

   I hate Monday's...... and condoms.

   It's Friday, Yay the weekends here...<BLINK> Monday? WTF?

   Friday: YES, ITS THE WEEKEND! *Blink* Monday: WTF just happened?!

   Why is Monday still a thing?

   oh hey Sobriety! no thanks, it's Saturday! Maybe you'll have better luck on Monday...

   it's summer, the kids are home. I should just accept that everyday the house is gonna look like Bourbon Street on Monday morning.

   Watch out. It's Monday. You'll probably step in some gum.