Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I really hope I live to see my funeral
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03-26-2010 14:21
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There is a chalk outline being drawn around common sense, and most people cannot even identify the victim
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03-26-2010 14:21
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I feel sorry for Justin Bieber, everyone picks on her.
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03-26-2010 14:20
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thinks McDonald's should start selling a deep fried pickle covered in batter. They can call it the McDillDough.
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03-26-2010 12:59
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Thanks to all my FB Friends, for once again, reminding me it's Friday. This is also FB Spring Cleaning Weekend. Time to remove all the apps, polls, fan pages, pictures and friends you just don't need or want anymore.
says Once a cobra bit Bear Grylls' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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03-26-2010 10:22
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it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
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03-26-2010 10:14
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When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
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03-26-2010 10:08
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I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
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03-26-2010 10:07
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I saw the commercial for Southwest that advertized "Bags Fly Free" and I thought it said "Fags Fly Free". I got sooo excited for a minute!
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03-26-2010 09:57 by Tesa
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The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.
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03-26-2010 09:39
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Rain with sunshine today... the devil must be beating his wife.
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03-26-2010 09:32 by Tom
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In it's purest sense, redistribution of wealth is when I buy dogfood, feed it to my dogs, and they sh#t it out all over my yard...
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03-26-2010 09:29 by Tom
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saw a man get out of his convertible at Wal-Mart yesterday, take two steps and then turn back to lock the doors. I chuckled because the top was down.
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03-26-2010 09:03 by markf
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Mother rabbit to baby bunny: "A magician pulled you out of a hat. Now stop asking questions."
Reasoning Behind Most Comments to A Woman's Photos: 75%-Looks, 20%-Talent, 5%- REAL Talent.
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03-26-2010 07:33 by Danmanz
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When you r right no one remembers... But When you r wrong no one forgets..!
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03-26-2010 04:38 by Saad
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Rated R for disturbing violent content, language and some nudity
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03-26-2010 04:38 by jc skaff
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has decided that instead of flipping off these idiot drivers I'm just going to blow them a kiss instead.
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03-26-2010 00:56 by Pineapple
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So I just went shopping for a night stand. the chick tried to sell me two. I was like I only need one . She didnt get it. So I asked her out.