Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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What do you do if your about to die in front of a candy store? Eat a life saver :)
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03-27-2010 00:00
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i feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket orrrrr something!!!!
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03-26-2010 23:23 by russell k
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I told my wife I wanted breakfast in bed in the morning. She said go sleep in the kitchen.
you spin my head right round, right round..but thats a good thing, it was outta wack from checking out that guy ;)
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03-26-2010 21:39
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Today, I went to meet a girl I met on facebook. When I met her, I was shocked to see that her actual appearance didn't match that of her facebook pic. The words "Stock Photo" weren't even written on her Forehead.
I wish the government would takeover all the Farmville land and sell it off Facebook to pay down the national debt
Watagatapitusberry!
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03-26-2010 20:46
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can't seem to remember to forget you
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03-26-2010 20:25 by Aaron
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turning japanese
have you ever slept so good you couldn't wait to do it again as soon as you woke up?
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03-26-2010 18:26 by Danmanz
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If I had a kid at 16 I'd get my A$$ whooped, not a TV show.
Your mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed just to measure how long she slept.
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03-26-2010 18:02 by Y.P
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MoooooooM tell Boredom to leave me the F#ck Alone!!!!!!
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03-26-2010 16:31
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03-26-2010 16:26 by Luka
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brought sexy back. I was charged a 10% restocking fee.
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03-26-2010 16:24 by jjkilgore
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dirty litte mind is on Active Duty today
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03-26-2010 16:16 by TS
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I Dont Care If You're A Gangster, Pull Up Your Pants Please!
--- I hate farmers, the're always spreading sh*t
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03-26-2010 15:22 by Y.P
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People reckon I'm too patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid).
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03-26-2010 14:43
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heard that Tiger Woods just sent Jesse James a Thank You note... and a bottle of penecillen.
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03-26-2010 14:39
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