Monday Funny Status Messages

   Not looking forward to the end of the world sat..should be on a monday..

   I think I'm going to call in raptured to work on monday

   Why is that the world is always going to end on a weekend? Why not Monday morning, ideally before I have to get up and go to work?

   Y couldn't judgement day begin on Monday!? why did it had to ruin my weekend!?

   Some idiots actually sold their homes and properties thinking the world was really going to end! What losers. I hope my boss gives me my job back on Monday.

   Yep, I didn't get any unwanted fathers day cards yesterday!!!! HAPPY MONDAY :D

   I say "Monday" like "Jerry Seinfeld says "Newman!"

   Just reminding everyone that it's Monday, just in case any of you were feeling overly optimistic.

   You are like Monday...nobody likes you!

   Daily log Monday morning, 9:49am: I have decided I am done trying until Friday night, I've already been here too long this week.

   Monday, quit being such a ba$+ard.

   The Royal Couple will be in the U.S. on Friday. Isn't that ironic? We spent Monday celebrating the day we threw the British out, and on Friday we're letting them back in.

   always gives 100% at work...25% Monday, 15% Tuesday, 5% Wednesday, 3% Thursday, 2% Friday and 50% sleeping throughout

   You guys mind if I get this out of the way a little early? Thanks. Dear Monday, I hate you.

   entrepreneurship - only cure for monday morning blues..!!

   A lot of people constantly complain about Monday's, Tuesday's and Wednesday's being the worst part of the week, I have discovered that with the right mix of Jack Daniels and sleeping pills those days no longer have to happen.

   It sucks that Saturday is so close to Monday. But Monday is far away from Saturday.

   The toughest activity of a week starts right from Monday morning....its called "Waking Up"

   Will be open for Flirting from 8pm - 2am, Monday - Sunday.

   Monday sounds alot like "Mundane"...just sayin...:(