Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Scientists developed a new car that can run on water. Only catch is, it has to be water from the Gulf of Mexico.
True love is never having to say "How was I ?"
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06-01-2010 11:43 by Ray Ray
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Good morning, and a Happy Hurricane Season to all.......
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06-01-2010 09:26 by Bill
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Don't let life get in the way of your dreams... go back to sleep!
thinks Apple needs a device that emits warning signals that a loser is approaching...call it the iPutz.
LOGOUT: The hardest button to click on Facebook.
Whenever I hear someone say “STOP” my brain says “Hammer Time”
just informed that her Birth Certificate has expired.
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06-01-2010 08:28
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OPThinks BP should try dumping a few million copies of "The Audacity of Hope" on top of that leak in the gulf and see if that works.
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06-01-2010 07:23 by JSFX
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Wondering if film directors wake up screaming"CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!" when they have nightmares?
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06-01-2010 04:17 by GrapesA
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and that ladies and gentlemen is why I have never and will never like the Israeli government.
Ladies when it comes to Men if you dont do anything that affects their 5 senses then they'l never feel what you are trying to express......
Hi, I'm Israel and I'm fxckd up. US, get your priorities straight. Killing sailors on an aid flotilla has pushed the limits of Israel's crimes against humanity.
LOVE is one night stand..........TRUE LOVE is one night stand with same person lifelong..:)
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06-01-2010 00:52
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what does Relationship Status "ITS COMPLICATED" really means...Does it mean a Single man with Broken Hand or a Married person not getting any sex and hand broken too.?...Somebody please EXPLAIN
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06-01-2010 00:51
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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05-31-2010 23:57 by savio
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Lights off, Music on, Phone in silent mode, tired body and calm mind; Perfect recipe for good night sleep.
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05-31-2010 23:57 by savio
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.i. love \i/
If you view your problem closely enough you will recognize yourself as part of it
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05-31-2010 23:32 by Bacha
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Since I'm now single, if I broke my hand could I put "it's complicated" as my relationship status?
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05-31-2010 23:13 by BEGO
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