Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Life Is A Great Learning Book But Without CONTENTS !
Since July 2008, three of the four Golden Girls have died. That leaves only one: Betty White -beloved entertainer or calculated killer?
Thinks it is amazing how a spider the size of my thumbnail can make a woman move faster then Bruce Lee on steroids and scream louder then a horror flick chick.....
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06-03-2010 21:21 by Corey C
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4 truths of life: 1) You can't touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2) All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3) The first truth is a lie. 4) You're smiling now cause you are an idiot.
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06-03-2010 21:03
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Drop a nuke on the oil spill...just worry about the excuse we'll need after they overshoot the target and bomb Mexico instead.
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06-03-2010 20:58 by doobydoo
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Playboy just offered Sarah Palin $4 Million to pose nude in the July issue...Michelle Obama got offered 50 Bucks from National Geographic.
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06-03-2010 20:36
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wondering if fix a flat will bring my blow up doll back to life?
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06-03-2010 20:31
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Now on two diets...because I was still hungry after just one.
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06-03-2010 19:54
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
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06-03-2010 19:53
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i guess Farmville is cool, if your into doing thing with the animals
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06-03-2010 19:52 by one
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You know you are having a bad day, when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
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06-03-2010 19:52 by CJ
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Wonders if there is a cure for "dumbassness" if so, I know a few people who need a dose.
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06-03-2010 19:51
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.
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06-03-2010 19:51
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trying to decide if I has an attitude problem today, or not.
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06-03-2010 19:49 by CJ
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Used to have a life. Now I have a laptop and Facebook!
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06-03-2010 19:48 by CJ
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Waldo's bangin' Carmen Sandiego right now. Somehow, despite all the odds, they found each other.
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06-03-2010 18:56 by Joser
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The weather in New York is partly cloudy and warm...just like A-Rods urine sample
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06-03-2010 18:50 by john
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If people who shop at Walmart, "Save Money. Live Better." Exactly how bad were these people living BEFORE Walmart?
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06-03-2010 18:23 by Joser
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When I was a kid games taught us a valuable lesson. Like "slapping a hippo on the @ss will make him eat". That's important sh*t!
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06-03-2010 18:22 by Joser
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Its like the whole world is out on the roads today driving like a pack of grandmas on their way to Bob Evan's after church on a Sunday. Sheesh!!!
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06-03-2010 18:10
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