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Well, if this apocalypse doesn't work out, I hear there's a Jamaican calender that ends on 4/20 next year....
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12-20-2012 21:00 by sully
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NJ Gov Christie has cancelled Halloween… people are being asked to send any previously purchased Candy to the Office of the Governor.
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10-31-2012 13:03 by sully
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Whatever...... The kids table is more fun anyway.
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11-22-2012 16:02 by sully
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Dear Easter Bunny, no chocolate this year..... just bring me gas!! (not the kind that the boiled eggs give you either)
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04-06-2012 09:21 by sully
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Let's put Congress in front of Oprah...
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01-15-2013 15:32 by sully
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Good thing my drug dealer delivers rain, sleet or government shutdown......
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09-30-2013 17:51 by sully
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Red Cross taking donations for disaster relief...... Text "Irish"
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01-08-2013 08:42 by sully
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Every morning you have two choices: be productive and really shine, OR pour some coffee, log inn and start posting. Hello, darlings.
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07-30-2012 01:34 by sully
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BREAKING: Reality TV star Rod Blagojevich to move from NBC's 'Celebrity Apprentice' to MSNBC's 'Lockdown'.........
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06-27-2011 15:30 by sully
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NO, I'm not drinking alone. I'm here with all of my Facebook friends! That counts.....Yes it does!!
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05-23-2013 10:40 by sully
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I just went outside and I'm completely swarmed by jobs. All over me. Can't get them off.......Help
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10-05-2012 13:08 by sully
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Excuse me. Anyone know when the Occupy Hooters rally starts?
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10-14-2011 10:21 by sully
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The only thing that could make this Weiner story more perfect is if it turns out to be Arnold Schwarzenegger's baby....
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06-08-2011 18:55 by sully
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R.I.P Lindsay Lohan : (not really, I'm just practicing.......
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06-15-2012 19:14 by sully
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FYI - Remember to set your clocks forward an hour this weekend because we can only afford 23 hours a day now due to the sequester......
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03-08-2013 11:09 by sully
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No special plans tonight, but I'm thinking about throwing rocks at a foreign embassy and then grilling some burgers. Hit me up if you wanna join? My mom is coming too....
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09-14-2012 13:39 by sully
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Girl Scout cookies are a lot like crack. Only instead of a creepy sweatsuit wearing thug taking the cash, it's a cute kid with freckles & braces.........
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02-23-2012 20:13 by sully
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I think Nancy Grace is the first woman to ever experience blue balls....
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07-05-2011 14:35 by sully
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From this point on I propose that Herman Cain be known as Big Daddy Cain, and that he defend himself by saying 'It's a Big Daddy Thing.'
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11-29-2011 10:51 by sully
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Sex-ed classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for six straight hours while watching the same cartoon on repeat........
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06-26-2014 10:23 by sully
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