Leeferd Funny Status Messages

   handing out "damns" because so many people say I give them.

   wonders if criminals are starting to catch on that there isn't a lot of crime fighting happening during LOST?

   Why do all Mexican restaurants serve Pepsi and not Coke?

   I am looking forward to my daughter being done with her I-Don't-Like-Daddy Phase. I'm running out of things to clean with her toothbrush.