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Did you know!! if you walk like a penguin you won't slip on ice.. ;)
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01-21-2015 07:43 by
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Everyone should call their weed "The Quran" because burning that crap gets you stoned.
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01-23-2015 03:54
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Fact: Dogs don't like when you pet their fur in the wrong direction because it exposes the tribal tattoos they got in college
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01-23-2015 12:25 by
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Don't worry too much about being alone on Valentine's Day. It's just one day out of the year. There's 364 other days no one loves you too.
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01-24-2015 05:56
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Can't wait to watch the NFL Pro Bowl said no one ever!
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01-25-2015 16:58
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Every time a crossfitter gets injured an Angel gets their wings
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01-27-2015 19:57
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I'm asian but not "love you long time" asian. More like "love you for 10 min, roll over, and go to bed" asian.
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02-01-2015 09:46
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Momma left strict instructions to knock you out
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02-02-2015 05:44 by
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The tax revenue from Michael Moore would make a serious dent in the federal deficit.
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02-04-2015 15:43
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"Mom, why do girls rule and boys drool" "Well, dear.... there are these things called boobs"
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02-06-2015 10:13
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Hit the gym today with my car.
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02-06-2015 14:45
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Sam Smith is a chubby Rick Astley!
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02-09-2015 08:56
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Think someone is pitching "Keeping up with Kanye"? What a Deutche
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02-09-2015 14:20 by
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My life is like a box of chocolates. Only fat people want me.
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02-11-2015 07:57
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I stopped feeling sorry for myself a long time ago. Now I just feel sorry for the people who have to deal with me.
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02-11-2015 07:58
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People who know me well know that I like to think outside the box. Mostly because I'm claustrophobic and can't concentrate when I am stuck inside a box and overwhelmed with panic.
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02-12-2015 10:17
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I told my boyfriend he needs professional help. He hired a prostitute.... well played.
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02-12-2015 11:17
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Stupid cats stealing all our women.
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02-14-2015 12:44 by
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A special place in hell just for me? Aww you shouldn't have.
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02-16-2015 12:36
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I would never survive a real job because I dont like being told when I can eat lunch...
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02-18-2015 07:43 by
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