Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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You don't look as dumb as you sound though. At least you have that going on for you.
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01-11-2014 10:35
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If you have feelings for me,,, thats your problem not mine,
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01-11-2014 14:28 by snotty
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White girls, show your parents how much you hate them by growing dreadlocks.
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01-14-2014 14:00
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Just returned all of my liquor bottles and now I’m deciding between a vacation in Hawaii or the French Riviera
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01-14-2014 14:20
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Did you ever notice how everything in life just keeps shrinking? Even in the Hip-Hop world. It used to be 'Biggie Smalls, Big Pun, Fat Joe. Then it was lil jon, lil kim, liil wayne. 15yrs from now its gonig to be, 1PAC, BalemicBob, AtomMike, SpermSpewed!
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01-14-2014 21:04 by Jitney
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The battles against women are won losing.
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01-15-2014 13:54
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You know how people look through medicine cabinets? I think that's weird. I personally would rather look through their fridge.
why the hell are toilets so loud in the middle of the night waking everybody in the damn house?
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01-17-2014 15:26
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At this stage of the football season, all I care about is #s and food.
Wishing death on someone ain't cool. Except when it's your ex, wish for a cruel death.
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01-23-2014 11:24
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I told my dog that if he keeps waking me up, I'm throwing my alarm clock away, sitting him on my night stand, and sticking a battery up his butt.
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01-24-2014 17:05
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Lord of the ring should be a club for married men
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01-24-2014 19:16
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A woman spits out 30,000 words a night, gets mad that you don't remember words 21,191 - 21,198.
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01-25-2014 15:07
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both of yall are idiots because southwest doesn't even know where they fly to
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01-26-2014 12:55
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Am I the only one that cringes when a catheter commercial comes on?
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01-28-2014 20:58
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Atlanta is being held up by Winterstorm De'Andre LaQuocious Roosevelt III.
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01-29-2014 18:35
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Scientists have discovered that there is intelligent DNA in some women. Unfortunately, 95% of them spit it out.
because of the Polar Vortex.... I've been in a purely textual relationship
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01-30-2014 11:32 by smeebert
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Why Whiskey? Because sometimes happiness needs and opening act.
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01-31-2014 15:14
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The best part of this superbowl tonight was Facebook and Instagram!
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02-02-2014 21:57 by Jitney
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