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Anyone know how long it takes to get hearing aids back from repair? I sent mine off two weeks ago and haven't heard anything since 
ALL MEN ARE @SSHOLES ...... Never mind ... He just texted me back .... False alarm ... my bad
So over Christmas porn, there is only so much elf sex one can watch
I think EVERY elevator should have it's "2" button replaced with,, "Congratulations, You lazy @$$."
I'm boycotting beauty & the beast because of a teenage girl falling in love with a buffalo đĄ
when I go to the store looking for paper towel, I feel like a BOUNTY hunter
"Judge me by what I say, not what I do" - the Art of the No Deal.
At least mansplaing only takes a few seconds. Womansplaining can take HOURS!!!!
Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95/minute?
I went to the store to buy some invisible tape, but I didn't see any.
Imagine: Naked in a room full of people who speak a different language & everyone wants to touch you. That is the life of a dog. đ
Netflix and hide from adult responsibilities
I broke a mirror in my house. I'm supposed to get seven years of bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Why does every Islam protester look like they just rolled out of bed with their uncle/brother?
At Halloween never go to a dog park dressed as a fire hydrant.
A snail is just a booger wearing a crash helmet
Does anyone in this group know of an old couple or even a single old lady or man who will be eating alone this Christmas? I am having friends and relatives over and need to borrow a few chairs.
[15 years from now] Son: Why is my sister named Paris? Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
When youâre dead, you donât know youâre dead. The pain is only felt by others. The same thing happens when youâre stupid
After spending weeks in the house with my family during the quarantine, I now see Jack Nicholson's side of things in the Shining. 