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You know what my problem is? People telling me what my problem is.
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09-07-2011 09:21 by
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I wish I had a job where I could frequently say, "If my calculations are correct..."
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05-24-2011 16:06 by
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RIP Jack Kevorkian dead at 83. Final stats: 0 points, 0 rebounds, and 130 assists.
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06-03-2011 13:52
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I am pretty certain it is easier to become a Navy SEAL than it is to get a damn fly out of my car.
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06-13-2011 15:47 by
Marshall the Great
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I live every day like it's my first. There's a lot of crying and sleeping involved.
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01-27-2011 22:31 by
Aaron
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The coolest part about wallet chains is that they let potential thieves know your wallet isn't worth stealing.
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01-31-2011 18:06 by
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My wife asked me if I wanted to go on a date for Valentine's, so I asked her with who and do I know her...................then the trouble started.
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02-12-2011 19:57 by
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We're responsible for most of what happens to us, the rest is probably Voodoo.
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02-18-2011 00:02
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My life can be summed up in an overwhelming urge to wash my hands.
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02-26-2011 14:58 by
Aaron
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Does this comic book collection make me look single?
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03-02-2011 21:34
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I have life moments when all I can do is stop and say "Seriously?"
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03-09-2011 16:16 by
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I wish getting old meant growing a majestic pair of antlers.
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03-19-2011 18:00 by
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I am not grumpy. I'm just not a fan of other people today.
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03-27-2011 09:23
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69 will never be a normal number.
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09-15-2011 12:52
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I'm doing my bit to help kick-start the economy... I've started printing money too.
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10-07-2011 09:24 by
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Kanye West is said to be recovering well in hospital after an 8 hour operation to remove his head from his ass.
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11-23-2016 06:51 by
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With so many things coming back in style, I can't wait till loyalty and morals become the new trend again.
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06-17-2016 14:31
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ESPN reports that Aaron Hernandez is being investigated for the disappearance of Manti Teo's girlfriend
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06-28-2013 15:16
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Do you think the dude that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?
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07-02-2013 17:02 by
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1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance - My stages of getting ready for work
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